Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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