I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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