I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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