U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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