There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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