she was so not down for the gang bang
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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