Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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