I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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