There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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