How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just cut my nipple shaving
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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