I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We talked him into tasing himself.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
