C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
