You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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