How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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