I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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