You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
