oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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