You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
did i just pee glitter
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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