Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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