I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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