i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
