ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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