it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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