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• (248): View more from Michigan

  yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  ..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.

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  The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard

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  GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD

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• (315): View more from New York

  we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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