you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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