Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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