how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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