yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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