Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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