i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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