just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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