If i come over, it means nothing
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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