i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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