But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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