i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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