windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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