I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
