Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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