on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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