First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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