So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
