I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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