Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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