Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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