Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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