Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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