brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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