well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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