Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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