I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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